He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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