we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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