Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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