im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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