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im six kinds of drunk right now
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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