he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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