You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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