his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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