Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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