her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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