Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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