Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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