Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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