if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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