She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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