Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
my poor anus
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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