normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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