What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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