oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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