Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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