There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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