summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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