PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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