you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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