We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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