am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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