We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
We're not piercing ourselves today.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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