FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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