So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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