Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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