do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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