i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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