Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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