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say what?
wanna hang out?
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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