i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Everything about him screamed your future.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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