You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
tell me about the fingering
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