Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Randomize