I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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