I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I love you.
Bad choice
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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