Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
try to milk me bitch
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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