Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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