We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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