Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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