New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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