I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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