I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I need to calm my uterus...
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Fuck me I smell like cheese
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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