Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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