Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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