the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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