i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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