Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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