Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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