why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
