do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
He uses pillows to masturbate.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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